When you hear 'graphics don't matter' in video games
When they pass you the aux but you have an iPhone 7
When you are watching a make up tutorial and they are not using affordable products
When they assume everyone is right handed
When they call you a pinhead
When they refuse to pay for your wall
'entry level position' *clicks* 'minimum' 3-5 years related work experience
When someone says to Hulk that he is puny
When your mom buys you a sweater that's too big
When darth vader says he is your father
When they tell you 'our' 'princess' 'is' 'in' 'another' 'castle'
When you offer someone some of your food and they say yeah
When u tell someone to give u your charger back but then they ask u what percentage u on
When u r in an argument but then u realize u love the person unconditionally
When you ask a question in the group chat and they keep talking like you didn't say anything
When you tell your hair stylist you want your hair straight and she adds the lil flip to the end
When you go to check if your phone has fully charged and realise the plug was never on
When you finished washing dishes and somebody throw another bowl in the sink
When u r waiting on a text back then realize you haven't even texted them back for them to text back
When your man who is not your man flirts with another girl
When you are closing apps and you accidentally close the music app
When you remember that historically embroidery has not been taken seriously as a medium because it is 'women's work'
When you do not want to compromise your artistic integrity by drawing memes but you need those likes
When someone takes your unassigned seat
When someone takes a picture of your hand
When he tells you to give him his hoodie back
When the exam question says explain your answer
when people say 'harambe' 'was' 'just' 'a' 'gorilla'
When you are watching house hunters and the couple chooses the wrong house
When u walk into Sephora bare faced and they talk to you do not know shit about makeup
Vegans can not use gas because it is made from dead dinosaurs
Headphones with wires have saved millions of phones from hitting the ground
Someone made up dinosaur noises without ever hearing them
Good Pokemon designs still exist in every generation after gold and silver
The Big Bang Theory is the Nickelback of TV shows
Saturday night is only from 9pm till midnight the rest is Sunday
Short has more letters than long
Coor's Light is just beer flavored LA Croix
Having experience does not always mean that you are a good leader
Men hide behind beards the same way women hide behind makeup
Sleeping is a short time travel
Harry Potter is just Batman with powers
PETA tweets controversial things just to get you to talk about them
Imagine Dragons is just spicy Nickelback
The show 'Friends' is just 'The Office' at home
The past tense of yeet is yote
Scorpions are just venomous land lobsters
Pasta is just boiled bread
ABBA's music is just Fleetwood Mac without
Not every villain deserve a redemption arc There is a reason why they are villains
C4 is just angry Playgough
Lasagna is just cake that tastes like spaghetti
Octopuses are just wet spiders
Using CGI animals does not make a movie live action
John Wick is this generation's Chuck Norris
Listening to genres of music other than metal does not make you a poser
horses are organic motorcycles
The letter G looks like a spinning arrow
Being mean to other girls does not make you any prettier
Only resepecting women you are attracted to is not respecting women
When your post starts a fight in the comments
When you hide one of your freind's things and he blames someone else for stealing it
When people make fun of you for looking like a grape but you get the last Infinity Stone
When yo girl come over and sees your hoodies
When u r vaccuming and it makes the CRKSKSIJKS sound
Me waiting for my silent but deadly fart to reach the others in the room
Me waiting for my silent but deadly fart to reach the others in the room
3rd graders when they step on a crack to purposefully break their mother's back
When your mom is calling your name so you fake sleep then she starts calling someone elses name
When you tell him it do not matter where you all go eat but you know you about to say no to everything he suggest
Me leaving the pot in the sink because 'it' 'needs' 'to' 'soak'
Me watching my sibling getting shouted at for something that i did
How my professor looks at the exam knowin it is nothing like the study guide
Me reading your message previews from the pull down bar on my phone and not answering for the next 6 hours
When you challenge your friend to Smash and hand them the crappy third-party controller
That look when someone is tryin to roast you and you about to end his whole life in one sentence
Me making plans in the group chat knowing I am not going to show up anyway
When you drown the spider that was chillin in your bathroom sink
When ya boy is crying because his girl dumped him and you realize he has more time to spend with you on Fortnite
When ya boy crying cuz his girl cheating but you just left his girl house
Me heating up the shower until i can not feel my skin anymore
When you ate the last chocolate brownie
When you all both toxic for eachother but can not leave eachother alone
My depression and anxiety when they see me starting to get happy again
When the fish start to look a little too comfortable in their tank
When the customer asks to see a manager but you are the manager
The McDonanld's employee waiting tell you the ice cream machine is broken
how u look inside the bag of McDonald's knwoing you are about to eat everyone's fries on the way home
Me watching the phone ring until I miss the call
When your friends start watching a show that you are already watching and you know their favorite character dies later in the series
When you google the homework and the answers are online
[null] Gets hit in dodgeball [null] Keeps playing
[null] Decides to be your partner in school [null] Goofs off forcing you to do all the work
[null] Says he is distant because he is struggling with despression [null] Struggling with hiding second girlfriend
[null] Invites 20 people to neighbor's party [null] Was not invited
[null] Has been blocking this doorway For almost three years now
[null] Never the one to bring donuts in to work [null] Eats at least four
[null] Goes on date and leaves fat tip [null] Returns later and tells waitress that it was only to impress girl and wants it back
[null] Invited on roadtrip [null] Invites two more people
[null] Refuses to participate in office swear jar [null] Particiaptes in banquet funded by swear jar money
[null] Always take a penny [null] Never leave a penny
[null] Buys new hat [null] Leaves sticker on
[null] Says he is not going to eat when everyone orders pizza [null] Does not pay and eats more than anyone
[null] Sits behind you at the theater [null] Puts his feet on the back of your chair
[null] Starts charity fund That helps himself
[null] Threatens to beat people up [null] Never been in a fight
[null] Becomes a meme [null] Uses it for rap career
[null] Sees you with your long time crush [null] Ask her out
[null] Says it gives you Vitamin D [null] Skin cancer
Oh you just washed your car Cool
[null] Stays over your house [null] Takes your bed
[null] Knows he is a meme [null] Uses his internet stardom to launch a rap career
[null] Listens to your story [null] Tries to one-up you with his own version
[null] Says he does not want to order out [null] Eats your food when it comes
[null] Makes you pay for him at drivethru [null] Eats your fries on the way home
[null] Borrows something [null] Says a friend borrowed it
[null] Drives luxury car [null] Fills with regular unleaded
[null] Ask girl out on Leap Day So he only has to celebrate their anniversary every four years
[null] Loses argument on Facebook [null] Deletes his comments so it looks like you are talking to yourself
[null] Already infinite [null] Keeps expanding
[null] Quits smoking His own cigarettes
[null] Goes to stripclub Mom works there
[null] Is the lead in an important running event Leg falls through the ground due to ADJ tunneling
[null] Supports censorship [null] Gets censored
[null] Supports the use of blockbots [null] Gets blocked
[null] Invests into some nostalgia [null] Buys a bakelit disc instead of an SD card
[null] Beats elite four Gameboy batteries die inside Hall of Fame
Dog plays dead [null] Actually dies
[null] Goes to Midas to get car fixed [null] Turns to gold
[null] Searches for memes on googe image search [null] Finds shitty image macros like these
[null] Divided by zero [null] [null] New Year's resolution to lose 20 pounds by May
[null] Creates imaginary girlfriend [null] Gets dumped
[null] Gets cast in live-action south park movie [null] [null] Kenny
[null] Bets life savings on super bowl [null] [null] Broncos
[null] Gets letter from crush on Valentine's Day [null] [null] Restraining order
[null] Download movies for the first time [null] Gets raided by the FBI
[null] Becomes popular meme [null] [null] still not confirmed
[null] Buys goldfish snack doesn't smile back
[null] Goes to the beach [null] [null] shark week
[null] Becomes internet meme starts youtube channel nobody subscribes everybody still mocks picture from 7th grade
[null] Makes first youtube video [null] No longer available Blocked on copyright grounds
[null] Turns on blender [null] Gets sued by Skrillex for copyright
[null] Turns airplane mode on [null] Flies away
[null] Dresses as superman for Halloween Earth gets destroyed
[null] [null] First time skydiving [null] Lands in volcano
[null] Wears Nike [null] Can do it
[null] [null] First day driving to school [null] Forgets and rides bus home
[null] Sentenced to life in prison [null] Becomes immortal
[null] Has a twin Twin forgets his birthday
[null] Posts a video of him doing the Harlem Shake Song loses all popularity
[null] Visits Hawaii [null] Gets frostbite
[null] forever gone go there very lost my way such not together stay here very anywhere is
Ghost doge wow wow wow wow very scray such spook 2spoop4u Caspir's bes frend loyal doge haunts ur haus 4 u Much screems
Fine I r just hanging chilling s-t-u-c-k find me someone no worries
Shamwow so discount wow wow wow such clean but wait dez more
Doge of Venice so serene very wow many profit much fashion much leadership so renaissance such republic doge doge
wow such art so amaze much walpaper very clow much fierce many realistic leonard doge vinci much talent very made by mairou
[null] wow cron much lik eat lik pepil sheb am pepil
so nurses much compassion wow amaze so talent greatest talent very kindest
[null] so fluffy wow much cuteness better than doge
[null] many celebrate such age very birthday wow plz give cake so presents who's chris
[null] such meme so friend much human such wow much doge give plz
very party wow dj dnt stahp pl0x such music up all nite mom im old enough
[null] wow much fun such wow much eyes much adorable
[null] wow such doge very internets much meme so currency many popular
[null] gr8 tech stuff wow so global am android expert very comment such long-form TR plz many cracking open how insight much content such facts
[null] wow, such tattoo many badass lots of cool wow omg so mohawk very impress much color
[null] many edits so internet meme much wiki wow very readers how to article such neutral
[null] such funny so laughter much hilarious wow hahahaha wow many lol much rofl very genius so clever
[null] wow sniff much curiosity wow such leg will hump later
[null] wow very alarms wow such awake much morning so cereal many sunshine
[null] wow much ruin diet i am bekom fat wow such tempt such not weightwatchers wow very biscuit biscit plz very taste wow such treat very hand that feed shibe straight to my thighs
wow much cake do want such delishus good filled so cream wow amaze such sponge
doge goes wow cats go lol memes internally much twerk so harlem post gangnam
[null] plz no trim tomorrow so scare why this happened nvr scratch again plz
[null] wow such Ivy League so underwater basket weaving wow much internet
[null] wow such swag much fashion many style
doge code doge thx click hello world many html such programming very computer wow doge wow how skill
[null] so education wow such knowledge much powerpoints very website
[null] very group such work wow doge much team
[null] so enrage how teeth much bark very attention such angry
Earth Day 17 year anniversary of shreks release
rap music video game soundtracks rap music and video game soundtracks mashed together in a remix
Jessie's girl Stacey's mom
Condemning Neo-Nazis Condemning School Shooting Survivors
Normies Letting people enjoy memes that may not appeal to my humor or ones that I may not find funny and are people who shouldn't be outcasted or shamed for liking those memes
Anime girls Anime women
Movies with talking people Movies with talking animals
Cringe culture Letting kids and adults enjoy their interests even if said interest is something you dislike
we are all attracted to people like our parents we all grow up to be our parents if someone positively influences us they will naturally have traits that we admire and it only makes sense that we will seek those traits out in others or try to emulate them as we grow
when you close task manager by clicking the x when you close task manager in task manager
Finding a new meme format still using the drake meme after 2 years
Getting in the shower Being in the shower Getting out of the shower
Being safe from online scammers and predators Being the 100th user on the site and just having to click here to claim millions of dollars
Solving the immigration crisis Banning memes
Quizlet Kahoot!
making memes with copyrighted images drawing memes so the EU lets you post them
asking her out on a date tagging her in memes
Making a normal meme for people browsing at night to enjoy Adding a blue light filter so they can sleep better
Using a normally accepted method to accomplish a programming task Using stupid shit that a programmer would never do to get karma
Greatly insightful, researched, and intelligent analyses of the Myers-Briggs theory Completely nonsensical MBTI sh*t posts with absolutely no scientific basis
Diagnoses, treatment, and prevention of disease leeches
Get a job [null] [null] Stay in bed for twenty years and leech off of family
Learn programming to understand r/programmer humor jokes Learn programming from r/programmer humor jokes
Do homework that will make him millions one day Make memes
Actual programming Debating for 30 minutes on how to name a variable
2018 Fresh dank memes
Completing and releasing a game Spending hours making a game that ends up incomplete
Getting on memedroid for memes Getting on memedroid to read comments
Crap outdated jokes/memes Jokes about crap outdated jokes/memes jokes about jokes about crap outdated jokes/memes
[null] Spend my time effectively and productively Do nothing all day
[null] Didn't study [null] [null] Got an A
She thinks I cleaned my room I just pushed shit under the bed
[null] Push a button Guy in the TV jumps
[null] [null] Starburst-2-pack [null] Both Pink
[null] Saw new Wolverine movie [null] Remembered to stay for the extra scene after the credits
[null] Farts in class [null] [null] Silent
[null] Don't know a question on a test Answer is in another question
[null] [null] Late to work Boss was even later
First pull [null] Lawnmower [null] on
[null] Went to McDonalds today And I got 11 nuggets
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is on 1977 version
[null] Divided by zero [null] Won the game
[null] Insulted Bieber in front of fan girl [null] Lived
[null] Just figured out how to make a meme [null] Gets posted on Featured Page
[null] Handed in a two paragraph essay when the teacher asked for five [null] [null] The only paper that did not get handed back for a rewrite
[null] Went to Taco Bell [null] Accidentally gave me more tacos
Crib rail lowered [null] [null] By myself with no lights on
Girlfriend is a feminist She pays for dinner
[null] Choose A when you meant to pick C C is the right answer
[null] [null] First time without recipe [null] Turns out delicious
[null] Get sick on Friday [null] [null] Three day weekend
[null] Go to the DMV [null] No line
[null] Go to the store for AAA batteries [null] [null] Buy 1 Get 1 Free
[null] [null] High score in skee ball [null] [null] 5 extra tickets
[null] Arrives at bus stop Bus comes 30 seconds early
[null] Forgets to do homework Teacher forgets to collect homework in
[null] Forgets to buy food [null] [null] Invited out to dinner at last minute
[null] Filled out a form online [null] Got everything right the first time
[null] Drank expired milk [null] Didn't throw up
Puzzle says 2-4 years [null] only took 1
[null] Can't have patriarchy If you have no hierarchies
You can't kill a meme If it is used for everything
[null] Only do half of each task [null] bottom text
There can't be any tax [null] If there is no such thing as money in the first place
You do not have to worry about Youtube demonetizing your videos if you do not monetize them in the first place
You can't disappoint your family [null] If you've never made them proud in the first place
You can't form a union If we fire everyone if anybody even talks about it
[null] can't get addiction If you never try dangerous habit
[null] can't be disappointed by a game If you 've(have) lost all faith in game companies
[null] can't go to hell If you do not sin
[null] Do not cite Wikipedia cite the sources from Wikipedia
You can't have a mid-life crisis If your entire life is a crisis
You don't need to test a game if you release it in beta
People can't use you if you're useless
[null] can't get arrested at parties if you never leave your dorm
[null] can't be in danger If you are the danger
We won't need to grant robots rights If we don't make them smart enough
It can't bee a typo If it doesn't have a line under it
You can't break up your girlfriend If you don't have one
You can't argue with your friends If you do not have any [null]
If you can convert kinetic energy to thermal energy Does that mean you can make fried chicken just by punching it
[null] can't get fired If you don't have a job
You can't have a morning mood If you sleep till noon
[null] Don't need to pay for your phone If you don't have a phone
If a genie tells you that you can't wish for more wishes just wish for more genies
They can not wake you up for school If you did not even sleep
You can't boycott the oscars If you don't watch them
You can't forget your anniversary If you get married on Valentine's day
You can't clean a house If you don't have one
[null] Always steal memes from anonymous users They can't say you stole from them
Me trying to understand the MATHLAB code I wrote 3 weeks ago
When you hear a government employee complaining about needing a raise because taxes are too high
Sorry we can't do that for you Aw, okay
hey if you have a cone where the length of the diagonal and angle are given what 's the volume which formulas are useful ...
Your total is $9.95 [null] hands cash [null] types amount in system oh here is 30 cents
Everyone is so gullible Avril Lavigne was murdered and replaced by the government
When a woman says she's 29 weeks pregnant
[null] Getting dejavu and wondering if you accidently traveled back in time
When the topic you 're discussing is general and random And paranoid people think you're talking about them
When you order a sprite from Dominos [null] And it says your order is in the oven
When someone asks a question About mental health
When You find out you have fingertips but not toetips Yet You can tiptoe...tipfiger not [null]
When You 're in your 20s Trying to calculate when to take your sleep aids so you can pass out by 10 PM
When you see a Youtube video with more likes Than views
That moment when you 're at work [null] And you like why am I doing this again Oh yeah money
Me trying to figure out how long I'll need to spend in shower If I ever want to feel clean again
When You forgot your phone password
Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance Both
When you come back to school after 2 weeks And must write a test that you never heaard of"
When you ask your S.O why they mad and they reply "you know why"
When you 're walking through a door and someone is waiting towards you and you 're calculating the distance from you and them to use the formula if whether you keep the door open for them
[null] 2 hours into my diet Why am I doing this again
Me trying to figure out why people are so unreliable
you Memorizing shop employee's shifts so that always hitting on you prick isn't there next time
Studying is the optimal solution BUT we're bounded rational creatures unable to make optimal decisions
[null] Trying to figure out hints and that girls give me like
When your man cheats on you with someone less attractive
When My brain after I've done math successfully The free trial has ended please subscribe the premium only 19.99 a month
When you screwed up big time with a person and that same person decided to talk to you again
Take chemistry they said It'll be easy they said
me Solar eclipse Scientific evidence supporting the dangers of staring at the sun
me Despacito Actually good songs
me doing what you like Complaining about trends
me Memes Productivity
me [null] actually talking to girls [null] making posts about wanting a gf
me [null] Almost expired milk Milk with expiration date at least 2 weeks away
me [null] Real men fictional characters
The whole world [null] Peace and love Ignorance
me my man Jolene
me College parents capitalism [null] Running away to live in the woods
America's oil America Other countries oil
me The raw bleeding roof of my mouth [null] another bowl of Cap'n Crunch
Harry Ron and Hermione dangerous situations that result in dying
me real life tumblr [null]
Hugh Hefner's ghost desperate young women willing to do anything for money Other elderly millionaries
TV show writers well-developed and consistent plots and characters Shock value
me important stuff like school, friends, and sleep Obsessing over fictional characters and people I 'll...meet never
Bruce Wayne seeing a therapist and dealing with his trauma Dressing up as a bat and beating the shit out of poeple
me all the instruments I can't play my instruments
Henry VII Katherine of Argon Anne Boleyn
Tumblr The real world Edgy political philosophies that only work in theory
me my dad's ghost [null] a friend who thinks the ghost will drive me insane
me memes my work, school, friends, relationships, and other responsibilites
TWitter user aware of the stigma against unironic use of an oversaturated meme Oversaturate meme Meta meme about the meme
me sleep tumblr
me makeup my skin
me my bank account my amazon wishlist
me This meme Also me knowing how this is a way overdone meme
me normal healthy sleep schedule Staying up for no reason
me triple chocolate cake a healthy diet
[null] Goes on a beer run [null] Sits in the car at liquor store
[null] Says he needed a smartphone for college [null] Buys a sidekick
[null] Loves the freedom of college life [null] Drives home every weekend so mom can do his laundry
[null] Makes a college meme [null] is not in college yet
Introduce him to your friends Acts like he knows them for years
Nobody around here is very friendly [null] Wears earbuds everywhere and is always looking at his phone
[null] Never stops quoting pulp fiction [null] Has never seen it
[null] Buys all recommended textbooks
[null] Thinks college career will provide him a career
[null] Takes psych 101 [null] Starts analyzing everyone he knows
I am a sophomore IF you mean by credits
[null] hangs up a Bob Marley poster only likes one song
[null] meets someone in the dining hall first day Best friend
[null] Raises hand in first lecture Can I go to the bathroom
[null] Asks where a building is While he's already in it
[null] Learns three chords on guitar [null] Plays in the quad so everyone can hear
[null] Takes computer science [null] watches My Little Pony during class
[null] Late to class [null] Runs
[null] Puts dirty dishes in sink [null] Shocked to find them still there in the morning
Professor finishes going over syllabus Wait so do we have homework
[null] Hates rival college with a passion [null] didn't know rivalry existed until a week ago
Homework 5 has just been posted [null] Haven't even started Homework 4
[null] Lend him your pen for 10 seconds in class [null] friend requests you
[null] Disregard sleep [null] Acquire nothing
[null] Complains about 8 am class [null] That's once a week
[null] Fails test That teacher is so dumb
[null] Just came from the gym [null] Stood around the bench press and talked
[null] Wants the real college experience Hangs out with friends from high school all year
[null] Show up late to lecture [null] Facebook the whole time
I have a unique sense of style [null] College sweatshirt and nikes everyday